By Kara Lawson
- Thinking about searching for food online just to look at it.
- Let’s think of all the reasons why I’m doing this, I can’t remember them because my brain needs food.
- Does the juice cleanse actually end when I’ve had my last juice, or do I have to wait until the morning after, I mean once you drink you’re last juice it’s over, right?
- Don’t think about food, don’t think about food, don’t think about food. Ahhhhh, all I can think about is food.
- Why is there nothing in our fridge?!?!?
- Who can I text to stop thinking about this?
- I hate you (any person who tweeted a picture of food during my cleanse)
- I hate this
- The next time Damien takes Smoothie out to pee I’m going to eat a cashew
- Speaking of Smoothie, why does she get to have food? Isn’t she in this family too??
- Have you ever noticed how many commercials are about food?
- Why does water taste like nothing?
- Maybe if I pass out and go to the hospital, they’ll have to give me food.





I just had to chuckle
At dinner tonight, I told my husband and 7 year old twins, Jack and Mary (all of us HUGE Kara fans!) that Kara and Damien were starting a cleanse (and explained it to the kids). We talked about what it would be like to have only liquids for a time and what it might be like. Kara’s veganism convinced my family to be (mostly) vegetarian and it has been great so far! I thought Kara would sail through this cleanse without a single snag~~glad to see you’re as goofy about food as me!! And let’s not forget that Kara gets 400 times more exercise than I do!! (I could nap throught the entire length of the cleanse!!) Kara, I’m sure you can do this!! (And don’t forget to feed the dog 
Ramona
Hilarious!
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Keep going you’re doing great!